Saturday, May 12, 2007

Vitriol 101

Saw a book today, called '14,000 Things to be Happy About.'
Which led me to today's topic:
'14,000 Reasons to Go Get Fucked.'
What do you guys say we start this meeting?

#1) Because you're dumber than me.
#2) Because I had to buy a new DVD player after the breakup.
#3) Because my cat understands me better than you do.
#4) Because, whatever you might think, your kid is not 'special.'
#5) Because your dreams are not interesting to me.
#6) Because you will not sway me when you rant about your political viewpoints.
#7) Because you think having god on your side makes you righteous, when all it really does is
make you a jackass.
#8) Because you quit smoking and I didn't.
#9) Because you have a better car.
#10) Because you think Larry Niven is some kind of literary god, and I don't even know who the
fuck he is.
#11) Because you're Chuck Klosterman.

Okay, whew. I'm worn out now. Please feel free to add to this list.

6 comments:

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Jege (Jen) said...

WTF anonymous?! Obviously you're not paying attention here.

Anonymous said...

Who was talking to jege?

Ronnie said...

Because Chuck Norris Can Kick Your ASS !!!

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